It's been too long! I have been one stressed out Mommy...and I have the pimples to prove it :)
So, a little de-stressing activity....Five Question Friday! I love me some Mama M. and some Five quesitons on Friday!
1. Did you pass your driver's test on the first try?
Why yes I did! I can be a very good driver when I want to be. I could also be a speed demon in high school....I will stop there.
2. What is your most embarrassing moment?
I am very easily embarrassed. I also frequently do things to embarrass myself...not that I mean to, it just happens.
One particulary embarrassing incident comes to mind...I don't know if I can really share it. I would be horribly embarrassed if I did....
Should I? Should I not?
Okay, fine here goes....
I went on Spring Break my sophomore year in high school with a fellow band member. (It might have been freshman year...not positive?) We went to New Mexico to visit her family. There was a really cute, older uncle, hers, not mine - just to clarify. While we were there I was being visited my a certain Aunt FLO...you know 'that time of the month'...yuck! (Keep in mind I was maybe 14 or 15 at the time.)
Here comes the embarrassing part...I still cannot believe I am typing this for all the five readers I have to see....
I went to the bathroom to do my business...I also had to poop. Then the toilet would not flush. I was thinking, "Seriously?" and turning all shades of red. I wanted to dig a hole in the bathroom floor and make my way to China to avoid utter humiliation.
But I knew I had to face the music. I went out and whispered to my friend. She is not an easily embarrassed type, by-the-way. She yells to her cute uncle, "The toilet won't flush!" He heads in there. Me, trying to act very not embarrassed, "I'm sorry. I had to go. And..." That's about as far as I got before I passed out and died of embarrassment.
Okay, I, obviously did not pass out or die of embarrassment. But if it were possible, that would have been the moment it would have happened. Don't ya think?
I think I'll move on to the next question...I am starting to turn all shades of red again.
3. What TV show would you like to be on - Oprah, Biggest Loser, or What Not to Wear?
Can I say all three? Well, it's my blog and I am going to say all three.
In this order: Biggest Loser to, you know, lose a few - or maybe 120 - pounds (I really don't have that many to lose), then What Not to Wear...because I would still be wearing all the riducously yucky clothes from before Biggest Loser, and finally Oprah...of course she would want to talk to be after my experiences and because I am such a fabulous, well-known blogger (insert snort here please!).
4. Would you ever get plastic surgery and what kind?
Before kids I would have said absolutely and all kinds. Why not...it'll be fun.
After kids, no! Most women would probably me the opposite, right? Well, I will explain.
I am a nut job...I don't want to have the anethesia required to have the plastic surgery because something could go wrong and then I wouldn't be around for my kiddos. I did warn you.
5. What are your favorite jeans to wear?
Uh...jeans that fit? I typically buy Old Navy jeans...not too pricey and they fit okay.
Whew. All done! I am visualizing Cheerio shaking her hands making the 'all done' sign...just thought I would let you know. And even though it's about 11:30 p.m. Cocoa Puff is in her bed singing "If you like then you should've put a ring on it....oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..." She is a silly night owl like her Mommy.
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